"if james brown had sex with a keytar and then that baby had sex with the grand canyon you would be close to how awesome this is"

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"i heard about his album. i thought there is no way it could be good. then i listened to it & thought "i have the weirdest boner right now.""

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"if you play dark side of the moon while watching mary poppins then you have taken far too many drugs"

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"I think mick jagger could kick adam levine's ass. that is if keith richards doesn't eat him to sate his undead hunger first"

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"how to make them crooked vultures: 1 part queens of the stone age, 1 part nirvana, 1 part zeppelin, top of with whiskey & a slice of awesome"

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"Music that makes you want to give god the middle finger and say, "Fuck you with the bullshit...I'm going to rock out.""

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"i wish i could write music like this. unfortunately, when i try it turns out as a combination of neil diamond and danzig. listen to the this"

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"thank you to tiny toon adventures for introducing me to some great ass music"

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"it would have been an honor to be punched in the face by him. so much badassery"

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"if you are reading this, you already know: you will never, even for a moment, be as cool as the beatles. not even ringo. "

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"if a robot wanted to win back the love of a unicorn he would stand outside her house in the rain playing m83 on his boombox"

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"fuck that bitch. "erase me" should be on every break-up mix tape. i miss her so much"

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"i hope your grandmother is still alive because if she isn't then sinatra is fucking her in heaven"

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"i once pleasured my girlfriend with a mudshark. my girlfriend was a female mudshark though so she actually enjoyed it"

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"i met one person who said he didn't like adele. we played her songs at his funeral after he was stoned to death for being an idiot"

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"music with such a dream-like quality it was like the first time i woke up in a field with no pants on wondering how the hell i got there"

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